Monday, September 8, 2008

I kissed a vegan, and I liked it

I'm as surprised to see Katy Perry on FarmFreshFem as you are, though she may have been a little fresh with her pop hit "I kissed a Girl" (even if in the video she doesn't kiss a girl). 

But Perry's new song, "Ur so gay" got my attention because she's basically bitching about a guy who doesn't fancy her romantically. 

You don’t eat meat
And drive electrical cars...

You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys...

So, I mean, the guy is a vegetarian who wants to lower his carbon emissions -- obviously he needs to eat some meat or he's just going to stay thin and depressed and never want to sleep with her. In the video there's a vegan cafe where the guy probably goes to make thoughtful food choices and his vanity plate reads "soy boy1." How gay. Okay, maybe vanity plates are ridiculous, but if it said "milk man," would that be okay?

I can’t believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup than me.

Well, maybe, but at least we know his makeup is probably cruelty free and his breath doesn't smell like dead-animal carcass. 


Anonymous said...

:-) I love it! You know a funny story-- I saw her in a bar in Killington, VT years ago. She never sang that song and I thought she would. So afterwards I said 'oh I really wanted to hear that song-- and so she took her guitar out and serenaded me at the table. Wonder what her problem is with the guy-- she must be jaded, she should stick to the ladies perhaps. Miss you!


allularpunk said...

is that really a song? how inappropriate!