But Perry's new song, "Ur so gay" got my attention because she's basically bitching about a guy who doesn't fancy her romantically.
So, I mean, the guy is a vegetarian who wants to lower his carbon emissions -- obviously he needs to eat some meat or he's just going to stay thin and depressed and never want to sleep with her. In the video there's a vegan cafe where the guy probably goes to make thoughtful food choices and his vanity plate reads "soy boy1." How gay. Okay, maybe vanity plates are ridiculous, but if it said "milk man," would that be okay?